Letters

[ringsandcoffee]

Dear Rain,

I know this is the desert, and we desperately need you, but I'm kind of over you already. If anything, please restrict your showers to when I'm at home, thus not causing indoor recess or me getting wet in the Target parking lot.

Thanks,
Chilly Me

Dear Report Cards,

Can you all just be done already? Isn't there some genie in a bottle that can *poof* do them for me? Also, are those grades for real?

No love,
Tired Me

Comments

[intothebean.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms Teacher,
I love the rain
I love the water
to wash the dishes, its not a bother
I'll make you coffee,
that is your dream
Just wash the dishes with no whip cream

Regards,

Coffee person


Dear Ms. grader,

Nowadays kids do not obey
they are like cows
chewing gum like hay

They do not listen
They wont get presents
their eyes just glisten
to get their games

The truth is here
that Santa is not real
as kids have killed him
with greed and lack of fear

ha!

Sincerely,

The Coffee Grinch

[intothebean.livejournal.com]

umm...I guess I am rusty since I don't rhyme or make any sense. Oh well.

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Grades that bad?

[ringsandcoffee.livejournal.com]

Not so bad as I thought, but still, 4th graders aren't supposed to fail stuff!

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Eeesh. Yeeeah, that's pretty bad.