Meme: one word

I'm looking at archived entries from 10 years ago, and found this meme. Current answers are below, and 10 years ago answers are in a comment.

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Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? - couch
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife? - nonexistant
3. Your hair? - blond
4. Your mother? - retired
5. Your father? - deceased
6. Your favorite item? - laptop
7. Your dream last night? - forgot
8. Your favorite drink? - coffee
9. Your dream car? - mustang
10. The room you are in? - living
11. Your ex? - none
12. Your fear? - failure
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? - happy
14. Who did you hang out with last night? - Natalie
15. What you're not? - sleeping
19. The last thing you did? - movie
20. What are you wearing? - leggings
21. Your favorite book? - Bronte
22. The last thing you ate? - burrito
23. Your life? - frustrating
24. Your mood? - okay
25. Your friends? - wonderful
26. What are you thinking about right now? - singleness
27. Your car? - Mazda
28. What are you doing at the moment? - meme
29. Your summer? - ComicCon
30. Your relationship status? - single
31. What is on your tv? - nothing
32. When is the last time you laughed? - today
33. Last time you cried? - observation
34. School? - Ugh

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