LOL @ the description of those two guys. All I ever seem to attract is non-Christian atheist types, and I'm like... uuummmm NO. NO DATING YOU. I did enjoy a friendship with this guy Eli, he was a GREAT dude (I'm sure he still is)... but we've drifted apart since he started dating some gal and they've since (to the best of my knowledge) had a son together. Eeesh!

I'm sorry you're not meeting the right guy just yet. :( So frustrating to wait, sometimes!